I don't know what I'd do without coldplay. I'm even doing a review of their new album for our july issue. I think I got off the wrong side of the bed today. Got up with a cramp in my neck, felt bloated. Criticised everything under the sun, except the movie we saw today. Let me make a list of things that pissed me off.
Wait, magnetron is online. FUCK.
I can handle this. I know I'm not going to do anything, It sucks to know he's a window away. I should ideally close the stupid window, but I know i won't. I'm going to wait untill he doesn't try to say hi... which won't happen... and then I'll boast that I didn't say hi... and not feel good about it.
Anyway, screw magnetron. I shall make a list of things that pissed me off today.
- Girls wearing stilettoes for a fucking movie in the afternoon. I mean, have you looked at yourself woman? Especially in this scorching heat? I mean, its one thing to dress up, which is totally upto you, but stilettoes... urgh.
- When you enter a movie hall with fucking midget-y seats, you're bound to make some noise... and whoever said "can you shut up?" deserved the "get some manners" by pugsie today. I could kill these school kids who think they own the world. Grow up, assholes.
- Those smug people in the pizze place. They smile at you but I know they're judging,. Woman, not everybody is as skinny as you.. we take time to figure out which slice is less fattening.
- Idiots who insist on paying for their girlfriends... and their stupid pseudo fight right at the counter. Decide on you fucking way to the counter people! And for god's sake don't pretend like you want to pay when you don't, you bloody damsel in pseudo distress.
- Don't stare when you're driving just because I'm fixing my hair in the auto. Don't you care about your life? God, I'd have pulled eyes out today.
- Urgh, why? Why is he still online and not fucking bothered. He should ideally be apologising. Or trying to make conversation nonetheless.
Okay, I'm just in a stupid mood. I shall go for a walk... in a while and gloat to anyone who'll hear, about my willpower. And I shall feel nice about the hot little thing that I am.
Urgh.
9 comments:
1. Staring at girls while driving is my birth right and I will fight for it.
2. I have never payed for the girl:). Which is good cauze I never have any money. I was on a stipend of 5K per month in IITB:). My mom realized I was getting payed and cut off my weekly allowance.
"And I shall feel nice about the hot little thing that I am."
Whistles! Catcalls.
When you stare at girls in Delhi, from your car... it classfies as being "lecherous".
PLus, I hate the fights. If you want to pay for your girlfriend because you want to protect her from the big bad world, its your call, just don't pretend like your fighting in the stupid line.
wow..such a happy blog...such positive thots..btw i agree..i mean seriously..u think stilletos look 'cool'??think again..
"feel nice about the hot little thing that I am." awwww....i like!
you do that!!!!!!!!!..........
ohh btw..
1.lechery is the national sport
2.i said 'can you get some manners' cuz i was concerned about their cerebrum development (which was the size of mini ants :)..)
3.stilleto donners have rights too
(namely make bum-look-small.. im all pro em for night outs!)
4.mister i-wont-say-hi, thats cuz you were appearing offline gorgeous!
now go admire the perfection that stares back at you from the mirror
:D
Lol@ Pugsie's national sport reference...! It definitely is...Uhm, for men i mean ;) I think we women are a slightlyyy more decent bunch!
Stilettos, ugh, though iv never had to consider them cuz im tall enough without and i really think they look least sexy...! but that's just me!
Go for that walk, ul feel better!
ROTFL
More or less the same things make me crazy. Girls in delhi wear stilettoes not only for movies, but for some street shopping in Sarojini Nagar, Lajpat Nagar and even while having a cup of coffee in CCD. I mean hello? I go thr in my PJs also. And please, someone dont dare tell I'm judging. I know they are fools. Hmph. And guys and girls fighting over a bill? I feel like giving my bill to one of them so that both can pay. heehee.
Okay, maybe I'm in a stupid mood too, but the post made complete sense to me. (High Five)
:)
Silly: thank god! our night out, we won't wear stilettoes!!
Pugsie: hahah, cerebrum development! btw, heels make your bum bigger in the long run.
Preeti: I like stilettoes, but I wouldn't wear them often and make a fool of myself!
Adi: urgh, Delhi is just the "make fun of" capital when it comes to this. CCD in pajamas is what i do too :)
do not tell me heels make bums look big!...just do not. I will not spoil my feel-good-at-parties trick! poof!
but it does..my dance teacher told me this wen i was in 4th..i stil remember..BUT u can wear them pugsie: )
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