Monday, April 30, 2012

"You know, something strange is happening."
"What? Are you growing fangs?"
"No. I'm just thinking of you a lot."

Wednesday, April 25, 2012

I'm becoming fat again. Rejoice, rejoice. The fat lady's cup runneth over.

Wednesday, April 4, 2012

Now that you have taken my orange to eat, you may proceed to give me one.