Monday, May 12, 2008

I had a very eye-opening talk with Dance baby today. Im so glad I have her around... as cliched as this sounds, she's the only one who can predict my future POA and be absolutely right... And know what the right thing to do would be, suitably satisfying everyone's desires :D

Im really excited about pugsie's and strawberry's bday gift! Pugsie- when you read this, you'll already know what it is :) UNLESS you dont wake up at 8 in the morning to write a post.

मेरे दोस्त पागल है ।

Haha :D
I was a miserable wreck 2 days ago, Im back to my narcissistic self. Though I won't rant about it..... yet.
OMG! I love Justin Timberlake. Yeah, I know sexy back is really old, but I just came up with this amazing line :)
"Justin can totally whip me if I misbehave :D"

Acha, Magnetron news: Dance baby and me came to a very self-assurative conclusion... so Im kinda happy about that.
R Status news: I have realised that my standards are very high and I've discussed it too many times to type it out again. It'll be hard to find someone who matches up to my expectations. Magnetron is somewhere close. But I HAVE REALISED he is my feel good, contact when depressed back up. So I feel much more sure and secured about the situation.

I like how my cheekbones have come into visible existence, now. I love the fact that Im finally going on a vacation with my Parents. I'm really looking forward to it.
Ooooh, I could dance :) Im happy, but more celebratory kind of happy. Ironic since Its pugsie's and strawberry's Bday and not mine.

Lalalalalala :)

Oh, the gift is KICKASS. I know Im not being modest and there's slight chance they might not LOVE it, but I dont care, I do. I hope Pugsie doesn't read this. Haha.
And yes, PUGSIE and me are real friends, and she's not a figment of my imagination, and Im very hurt with the inisuation. I mean how jobless would the Idiots think I am to maintain 2 daily blogs?? Up yours :D

Oooooh, I could have a ego battle/war of the witts with someone now, and kick some ASS. Anybody who's interested please initiate and get ready to DIE!!

Yeah, people have told me I resemble the character of Ross in FRIENDS.


*goes to dance around*
*manages to piss everyone with her LOUD in-your-face "happy" vocals*
*could give Magnetron a very good time now*

25 comments:

Anonymous said...

This is my theory.

Nobody gets you any gifts. So you create pugsie and a fictional birthday for pugsie. You buy gifts for pugsie and present it to her. Since, pugsie is just a figment of your imagination you are actually buying things for yourself.But, you actually feel happy cauze it is like somebody got you a gift.

Evidences to support my theory

1. Your claim that the gift is kickass. Unless, you are pugsie how can be so sure it is great.

2. It is well known that people with MPD actually do have a change in their physical appearances when they get into different characters. You keep vaccilating between looking hot (Pugsie) and not (Swetha, if that's actually your who you are).

-OK

P.S. Pugsie, my apologies

Anonymous said...

"*could give Magnetron a very good time now*"

i'm here to redeem this coupon.

-magnetron.

aka - v

Okie Dokie said...

Dude,

You are old enough to be her grandfather.

I think I fit the profile of
magnetron better. Though, I first want to get to the bottom of this MPD matter before I redeem my coupon.

-Ok

Okie Dokie said...

Dude,

You are old enough to be her grandfather.

I think I fit the profile of
magnetron better. Though, I first want to get to the bottom of this MPD matter before I redeem my coupon.

-Ok

wickedtaurus said...

@Swetha: i need to do some archive digging to understand this post better esp the Magnetron bit. ;) will be back! :)

@Ok: Hi fi! V was recently crowned the title of "Thatha" with Preeti's approval. ;) and ta da today its You, honoring him yet again! Cheers to the new grandfather V on the block! :D

@Swetha again: excuse the spamming! :)

V said...

bleddy idiots! i'm just 27!x-(
how old are you, swetha? i thought you were in your early 20s, no?

@ok, if you are convinced that she has MPD, you can have this coupon.

@wt, stop jumping around... did you drop your pacifier again?

wickedtaurus said...

@oldie V: you have been spamming a teen's blog assuming she's in her 20's....such ignorance and stupidity! *boooos*

wickedtaurus said...

@Swetha: "Justin can totally whip me if I misbehave"...aha good one!;)
Btw, whats R Status? moi joining the party late with q's, but hey after parties are so much more fun, no? :D

V said...

@wt, you won't understand what R status is... you have to be legal for that.. *walks out nonchalantly*

pugsieT said...

you read me like a book!...im up!
and waiting....!!!!!!...
eeeeeeeeeee.....20 20 20 20!!!!
im 20!!!!!!!.....eeeeee....

*dances*

--xh-- said...

JTL is old...
after reading the blogs and the comments, my head is spinning a l'll :P
Happy vecation with family...

PREETI said...

Hahahahaha! I'm joinin in on a long-ensuing battle ;)

No replies from THE gurl yet...?!

Swetha said...

OK:
Here's MY theory. You're delerious. And just learnt the meaning of MPD hence using it here and there. I don't validate things to retards.
*shows te finger and walks out nonchalantly*

V: There's no COUPON. What, has it been centuries since you guys have had a crush on someone. Have you forgotten how it feels?
And I'm 19, I'll turn 20 this year. Pugsie's 20. AND maybe just becuase the 2 of your were retarded when you were 20 yourselves, its hard for you to see someone sane at this age. tsk tsk.

wicked taurus: Sometimes you've just gotta try and understand stupidness. Get used to it. I have.. even Drenched.

Xh: thankeee!

Preeti: ....sane!! Yay!

All those who have delusional doubts about my existence: Will put up pictures of me and pugsie today. Get ready to regret. MUWAHAHAHA.

Okie Dokie said...

@V: MPD or no MPD, I think I will give Swetha a miss. I think she is schizo I think.

All yours V.

PREETI said...

Put up the pics..Maybe that'd shut them up...??After all, men are suckers for a pretty face :D

wt said...

@Swetha: nah, i dont have the time nor inclination to understand stupidness of somebody as old as the pyramids..bwahahaha.apparently men who are in late 20's are stupid & juvenile in their heads, who knew? :D

@V Thatha: you are not making any sense, as usual! you have been pre-certified by Swetha & Drenched of being Stupid, my bad, was'nt aware of it earlier.:P

@Preeti: Iam THE girl now. :O

V said...

@wt,

where is my video? x-(... the one on youtube is not the one.. it's got a punjabi soundtrack playing... do you have the original video? :D

ps:women are juvenile all their lives. period.

Swetha said...

"I think she is schizo I think"
Aww, ok, You have such a fantastic vocab.

check the picture and shut the eff up.

Anonymous said...

Now you have started hallucinating that there are photos on your blog!

-Ok

S said...

excuse me? Juvenile?
Who're the ones coming to random conclusions with PROOF to believe otherwise?

Im sure if you gave your (sorry state) brain a little push, Ok, you'd see it.

pugsieT said...

uhh we're putting PICTURES online??...seriously?...whatever happened to simply venting eh??...
oh well....do the needful i guess...:)

V said...

i was just horsing around... sorry if i hit the wrong note with you people...

wt said...

@Preeti: Pliss to ignore my comment on THE girl bit. :)

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