Friday, June 20, 2008

There are some things that are bothering me. I have to vent it out before I forget about it. Yes, I know this is the first time I've written two posts in a day. Up yours.

So, recently I was told that my humour looks like its forced. Now i respect the opinion because its coming from my editor, but I just realised then, that I'm not a funny person. I can't make people laugh. (p.s- magnetron said I had full capabilities of making him laugh. like really :) ) I'm essentially a sarcastic person. Not Chandler Bing sarcastic, because thats just funny, lets face it, I mean the Ross kind of funny. Its adorable and very relatable. Now, Im not a geek, I was told by pugsie that my blog is relatable, and I kinda agree. And I think I'm sassy. I don't know if there's one word to describe the way I write.. let me know if any of you have figured it out.

Whats with the hippocrates out there? Okay, I realize that 90% or men and women are hippocrates, and its something to say it aloud and acknowledge it, but what I don't understand is one moment somebody will say things like- "my future girl/wife should be tradional, a virgin, homely" blah blah and then a couple of days later, they say things like- "so where're all the slutty girls I'd like to meet?". How can you possibly live with yourself with a fucking hippocritical(or however the fuck it's spelt) bug inside of you?? Fine, I know everyone is not perfect... but you know when it gets sucky?? When you meet perfect people through a situation that spells out c-o-m-p-l-i-c-a-t-i-o-n.

Okay, Im vry passionate about the entrance exam for English hons being removed and it boils my blood when someone doesn't see it the way I do. Now, in an ideal world I should be able to say "everyone is entitled to their own opinion", but the hell they're not in this case. Because this rising cut-off debate along with doing away with entrances, is just really irritating me.

Also, reading chick-lit, watching chick flicks, and sitcoms like "sex and the city", "gossip girl" etc DOES NOT make you stupid in anyway. Popular mass media is not any inferior. Newsflash: ITS POPULAR. If people are judging you because you like a casual chick-lit-ish book or like watching movies which have a happy ever after ending, then they're the ones who're dumb.. or hippocrates.

Phew. there's more, but its more or less out... AND I'm back in the game!

P.s- that's how its done!

13 comments:

KD. K Bodhi said...

Why do I get the feeling that at least a couple of insults were directed at me?

1. The slutty part.

2. The sex and the city part.

I mean about 10% of what I write:).

S said...

It was more about the others who are DOWNRIGHT hippocrates. But yeah, you triggered it!

S said...

It was more about the others who are DOWNRIGHT hippocrates. But yeah, you triggered it!

skeptic saint said...

hmmmm....if i say, why does it matter to you what others think abt you, it will again be hypocritical...

so i wld like to stay mum....

V said...

honestly, what were you venting about? hypocrites? they weren't born yesterday for you to be so surprised (unless you were born yesterday) about what they say and do... which, by the way, defines their breed.

Samster said...
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Samster said...

i love! really!
You're sassy spunky and the ultimate IT bestie!
as far as hypocricy goes..well,
you were NOT born yday but each time life lashes out with yet another torrent of double standards its nice to protest (even condemn!..yay!)
You go gurl!
Dont let the world get you down!
love you!
muah

Anonymous said...

skeptic saint: I guess I was mad at people around me for being so URGH.

V: hey, whats with the tone?? has it ever happened to you when YOU KNOW that maojrity of the people are sucky and hyprocritical but sometimes you just cant take it. Sometimes it gets to you, and even if I do realize the state of pathetic male psyche, Im allowed a vent.. aren't I? Unless you were born yesterday and dont understand the purpose behind a vent.

Pugsie: Love you to.. even though you're right here.

-Swetha

Anonymous said...

hahahaha... point taken.

-v

KD. K Bodhi said...

Are we working under the assumption that the author is perfect?

S said...

author is NOT sexist and hypocritical.... which BY THE WAY, are the main things discussed in the blog.

plus, its a bloody vent people!!!! urgh.

K.C. said...

As usual... smiling and sometimes laughing out loud...

If it helps..at all... I think you are hilarious... I come in constantly just SO I can laugh.

There is something to be said about someone who can have self proclaimed obsessive self analysis and mood swings and be genuinely funny at the same time...

That's my vent... Kayce

Smokin Joe said...

Hmm. someone is pissed off.. and how! Dont worry.. ;-) things will be better.. and its that cycle that works.. u get pissed off on the same things that u might advocate some day.. ;-) so.. enjoy this 'piss'

But yeah.. i've read a few blogs of urs.. not that i feel its forced humor.. though i guess i'd have to read a few more..